u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added...
Going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face
Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name
HAVING A COMPUTER AGAIN IS SO FUCKING STRANGE
Adios bitches, I’m gone